Akpos: Have you come to collect your book titled; ”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T Akpos was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming. The following conversation took place: UNDERSTAND IT” by Ngozi Okafor Girl: No, I want that our hymns called ”WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU” Akpos: I don’t have that one maybe you should take the other one ”UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Crooks Girl: Fine but don’t forget to bring ”I WILL CALL YOU IN 5MINS” while coming to School Akpos: I will also bring this one too ‘I WON’T LET YOU DOWN’ by Chinua Achebe Then; Dad: These books are too many. Will she read all of them? Akpos: Yes dad, she is very smart. Dad: Okay, don’t forget to give her the one on the table titled ” I’M NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING” by radio~lee